The Liberal Card

The Liberal Card has lots of benefits — a way to show your liberal pride, a link to the liberal community and loads of liberal discounts. You can head over to the Discount Directory to see what type of national benefits you get with the card, and you can check out any local discounts in your area. And keep checking back, because we’re constantly adding new businesses and partners. From local bars to cell phone service, we’re hooking you up big time.

And all it sets you back is $25 — and you can put aside all the extra money you save with our partners to buy that hybrid car you’ve had your eye on. Or an extra latte every week.

To order your card, just add your card to your cart, fill in your information, and pay. We’ll personalize your card with your name and get it in the mail faster than Bush squandered the surplus.

So get ready to use The Liberal Card. Use it liberally. And if someone asks if you’re a card-carrying liberal, you can whip out The Liberal Card and say, “Yep. You got a problem with that?”