Drinking Liberally Greensboro Chapter Blog

Will Chile try to patent its new weight-loss technique?

Morning, folks!

Labor Day (and Hurricane Earl) approaches, so why don't you get together with liberal-minded people and discuss your fruitful (or unfruitful) labors? We'll have a hurricane party without the hurricane! Join us tonight at 7:30 pm at the Green Bean, where liberals (and liberal sympathizers) will be free-trading quips while regulating their blood alcohol levels! Will I see you there?

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: Why don't they modify the coastal building codes to require storm shutters?

Are bedbugs Al Qaeda's newest biological weapon?

Morning, folks!

The first week of school has arrived (or arrived last week), so the dog days of summer are about over. But enough about the mundane--what about politics? With Obama on vacation, will radicals try to take over the government, or will they skip it because no one wants to be in D. C. in August? If rebellions were held indoors, would they be bloodless? These questions and more will be answered at the Green Bean tonight at 7:30 pm, when properly libated liberals will convene! The first question will be: indoors or outdoors? If you can help us settle THAT contentions question, will you join us?

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: How many impossible things have you thought of today?

Which is more important: the "Ground Zero" mosque, or the Pakistani floods?

Morning, folks!

If you'd like to talk with like-minded liberals, then join us tonight at 7:30 pm at the Green Bean. There are certainly a lot of topics frothing up the airwaves and Internets. Would you like to talk about the proposed Islamic center? The Pakistani flood? Dr. Laura? Favre? Snooki? The egg recall? Or should we get down to brass tacks on the important issues: imported vs. domestic beer? As always, the agenda is wide open. Will you join us?

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: If you know more about Shakespeare than I know about math, who's smarter?

What will the JetBlue steward's next job be? Delivering I-Quit-o-grams?

Hello, folks!

If you'd like to talk with like-minded liberals, then join us tonight at 7:30 pm at the Green Bean. Perhaps we'll even wrangle up a debate on congressional ethics!

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: Will "impact"'s overuse by newsies impact its impactfulness?

Do liberals drink on Thursday nights?

Hello folks!

Just a quick reminder to join us at the Green Bean tonight at 7:30 pm. You're welcome to join!

-William Moates
Greensboro DL chapter co-host

Will Obama's appearance on the View, like Tiger Wood's press conference, affect the stock market?

Morning, folks!

Having a good day? Feel like having a good evening? Well, what could be better than getting together with liberal-minded folks and chat them up? We'll be meeting tonight at 7:30 pm at the Green Bean, where we'll talk about whatever strikes our fancy! If your fancy hasn't been stricken recently, then come join us! (Both fancy and non-fancy people are welcome.)

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: Since businesses can be upsized, downsized, and rightsized, why can't you leftsize them?

Whose reality distortion field is stronger: Steve Jobs or Andrew Breitbart?

Hello, folks!

Well, summer is back with a vengeance this week, and it's a perfect time to
chillax with your bros, while you down cheap brews, while you chat the news.
So join us tonight at the Green Bean at 7:30 pm, where you can shoot the breeze whilst drinking iced teas! It's the most inexpensive fun you can have in an air conditioned room, and since it's not your place, you won't annoy your neighbors! Fancy setting a spell with us?

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: If comedians can make a living by taking things out of context, why can't people learn that others will do so in their jobs, too?

Is the exchange rate for Russian spies affected by the Recession?

Hello, folks!

I'm sure you're twiddling around, wondering what to do on a hot day like today. Well, why don't you untwiddle your thumbs, grab some transport, and port on over to the Green Bean tonight at 7:30 pm! If you feel like holding forth, we'll hold your fifth while you do so! Does a topic have you smitten? We'll smite your manumit, then! So, get motivated to be bloviated with us!

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: If we buy foreign oil, is the potential environmental damage outsourced?

Will the next Bond movie be called, "The Spy Who Facebooked Me"?

Morning, folks!

July is here, and you know what that means--cooler weather! It also means new taxes and laws, and like any red-blooded Americans, you have opinions about them! So, come on down to the Green Bean tonight at 7:30 pm and talk about it with us! And do it before the beer tax is enacted! Come lighten your spirits with legal spirits, loosen your lips before they sink our ships, and defray your cares with alcoholic wares! For those that appear, I'll let you sample a brand new NC-centric confection! Bring your ideas and your sweet tooth!

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: If the next presidential election was decided on Facebook, who would win--Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Will McChrystal join his fellow retirees at Wal-Mart, or will he settle for a McJob instead?

Morning, folks!

In an effort to find a night at the Green Bean which doesn't have a band, we're going back to Thursday nights. Today is Thursday, so join us tonight at 7:30 pm at the aforementioned Green Bean, in the ever-popular downtown section of South Elm Street! Have some ever-popular beers with us as we talk about ever-popular topics and trade ever-popular witty barbs under the back patio's never-poplar tree! We'll save a seat for you...

-William Moates
Greensboro DL co-host

Parting Thought: Are homosexuals kicked out of the Boy Scouts because they fail the orienteering badge?