Iowa, I-O-Whaaaaaaa?!

By Iowa, you'd think the race would take shape,
but this race is as malleable as Mitt Romney,
hazy as Rick Perry, unpredictable as Bachmann,
drawn out as Newt and entertaining as Ron Paul.

The libertarian's popular except when he's libertarian,
the multiple-adulterer is seeking "value voters"
and the guy whose gone to every county in the state
can't ask you to google his last name (try it).

You have "top tier" picks disqualified in other states,
the folks the media ignored surging to the top three
and a front-runner disliked by his party's base voters.

So, Iowans: I-o-who? I-o-how? I-o-what the heck?!
Makes you want to scream: I-o-whaaaaaaaa?!?!

And in five days, your life can go back to normal.

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