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McCain on the Rocks - Drinking Game Rules
Submitted by Justin Krebs on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 1:37pm.
For use and wide distribution...drink liberally:
McCain on the Rocks:
The Official Drinking Liberally
McCain Convention Speech Drinking Game
Take a Sip when
He Says:
- faith
- service
- experience
- Barack Obama
- global war on terror
or when:
- he makes reference to being a POW
- he compares himself to Ronald Reagan
- he calls Iraq a success
- he praises Sarah Palin by name
Take a Gulp when:
He Says:
- my friends
- George Bush
- maverick
- Joe Lieberman
- Vietnam
or when:
- he references his relationship to God
- he talks about Sarah Palin’s lovely family
- he compares himself to Teddy Roosevelt
- he claims not to like talking about being a POW
Take a Big Gulp when:
He Says:
- torture
- climate change
- straight-talk
- Cheney
- Iran
or when:
- he praises his own bi-partisan ways
- he questions a Democrat’s patriotism
- he gets real explicit about his POW experience
- he compares himself to General Patton
Chug when:
- he explicitly praises George W. Bush
- he makes allusions to Obama’s race
Celebratory Toast if:
- he forgets a line, pauses more than 3 seconds
- he forgets a line, curses at the audience
- he compares himself to Richard Nixon
- he tries an endearing joke about his age
Finish Your Drink if:
- He replaces Palin with a younger beauty queen
- He calls for Bush a lousy President
- He jokes about bombing Iran
We thought about thimble
We thought about thimble shots, but I didn't have time to bulk order the thimbles. We also have two people responsible for bringing the ipecac, just in case. My neighbor drives a taxi, as do all of his friends, and I think we'll keep them very busy tomorrow.
Gary Winnick
Gary Winnick
Anybody know when he goes
Anybody know when he goes on?
9pm central time. -johne
9pm central time.
-johne
Justin -- we'll all be under
Justin -- we'll all be under the table in the first five minutes! Do you really think anyone can survive the speech without alcohol poisoning? Each "McCain on the Rocks" event better have stretchers and/or designated drivers handy for everyone.
Paula, we agree. So we're
Paula, we agree. So we're going to do beer bottle-top shots instead of regular shots, that way we'll make it out alive. We thought about thimble shots, but I didn't have time to bulk order the thimbles. We also have two people responsible for bringing the ipecac, just in case. My neighbor drives a taxi, as do all of his friends, and I think we'll keep them very busy tomorrow. This should be fun.