Drinking Liberally: Likes Jokes

Greetings all my Paris and Airport Hiltons,

Normally I sort of get a pukey feeling in my puke pipe when I hear Paris Hilton's puke voice emanate from her vapid, puke face. But for once she made me laugh with her instead of at her with this video responding to John McCain's "Obama's just a celebrity" ad.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

So if Paris can have an informed view on modern politics, maybe we could meet up tonight at the Green Bean at 7:00 and eke out a few semi-original thoughts on the subject. Of course, it would help if we, like her, were provided a script written by Harvard-educated writers.

But screw Harvard. That's what I say.

Ritchie Rozzelle
Chapter Host
Drinking Liberally
Greensboro, NC