Drinking Liberally: Wakes Up In It

Greetings all my penguins and puffins,

Lately my lips have been very, very dry. Like little beaches attached to my face. At some point while I was asleep last night one split. I woke up in blood. Gross, I know. Blood is one of those things that you never want to see first thing in th morning. But it's probably not the WORST thing to open your eyes to.

Other things I would not want to wake up in:
-jail
-hot water
-cold water
-Canada
-charge of a sinking ship
-outer space sans spaceship
-Tijuana
-side a whale
-another day in Bush's America

If you're sick of the latter, or have a story to tell about waking up in any of the former, come to Drinking Liberally tonight at 7:00 at the Green Bean on S. Elm, Greensboro.

If all goes well, maybe tomorrow you'll wake up enlightened,

Ritchie Rozzelle
Chapter Host
Drinking Liberlly
Greensboro, NC