Election fatigue? Then put on your election fatigues and join us!

Tired of the attack ads? Of style, not substance? All this rhetoric making you ill? Then come on down to the Green Bean and commiserate! The beers are cold, the coffee is hot, and the chairs are lukewarm! Here's some stuff we may talk about:

• The GOP spent $150,000 to dress the Palin family. Should we be outraged?
• Will Biden derail the Democratic campaign?
• Where did people get the idea that Obama is a socialist, and what do they mean by that? Do they mean "socialist" (small S) or "Socialist" (big S)? What's the difference?
• Why does the Republican mascot have no ears?
• Is double parking fascist, or libertarian?
• Who would pets vote for?

If these burning questions keep you up at night, then take some milk of magnesia and meet us at the Green Bean Thursday night, 7:30 pm until the cows come home (or 9:00 pm if the cows are driving). Holsteins are welcome!

William Moates
Marylaine Block
Greensboro Chapter Co-Hosters