McCain: Bailing, Ailing, Wailing, Flailing, Derailing

The Bush team wants to bail out its cronies
with a massive, unregulated, give-away
supervised by the guys that got us into this mess.

The GOP wants to bail on the American people,
fighting measures to support the middle class
while putting bailout burdens on taxpayer shoulders.

Meanwhile, McCain wants to bail out of the debates.
And if the economy's still rough on November 4th,
maybe he'll want to bail on the election as well.

But now that Palin's flailing, the GOP's wailing
& their desperate lies are derailing,
who's going to be bailing out ailing John McCain?

At least we'll soon take back our ship of state
...then we can really start bailing out our America.

Share your thoughts as your share a a few beers,
(& sharing a pitcher saves in these tough times)
at your local, progressive social club.

DRINKING LIBERALLY
Tonight - and every Thursday
7:30pm onward
Rudy's - 9th Ave btw 44th & 45th
[backyard, in all weather]
Questions: nyc@drinkingliberally.org

UPCOMING SPECIAL EVENTS
Debate watch, Michael Moore & more...

1. Friday, Sep 26th - 8pm
The First Presidential Debate
& Pre-Show Commentary with Laughing Liberally
& "Things Younger Than McCain" author Joe Quint.
Comedy at 8pm; Debate at 9pm

(...whether McCain shows up or not)

Barack "The Rock" Obama
and John "Lame, Same, Insane" McCain
face off in the first presidential debate.
Watch with drink in hand, in the company of friends.

And come early to enjoy the pre-bout punditry
of the comedians of Laughing Liberally
with special guest JOE QUINT
author of "72 Things Younger Than John McCain
featuring comedians Katie Halper,
Elon James White & Harry Terjanian.

The Tank @ DCTV (note location!)
87 Lafayette St btw Walker & White
www.thetanknyc.org

2. Friday, Sep 27th - 7pm
Come be one of the first to see
MICHAEL MOORE's "Slacker Uprising"

Moore's latest film documents his 2004 roadtrip
to 62 cities in 42 days leading up to the election
as the youth movement poured into politics.

Come see it in the company of other liberals,
activists, organizers, volunteers, voters
& slackers of all descriptions.

The Tank @ chashama (note location!)
217 East 42nd between 2nd & 3rd
FREE (donations accepted to cover venue costs)
www.thetanknyc.org

3. The Laughing Liberally Lab
with special guest IRIS BURNETT
Doors 7pm; Show 7:30

Laughing Liberally returns with a line-up of fan favorites
from Comedy Central, the Onion, 236.com and more.
This week features special guest IRIS BURNETT
author of "So, You Think You Can Be President."

Join us for a night of smart, savvy & surprising comedy.
Sometimes you gotta Laugh Liberally to keep from crying.

Admission: Suggested donation of $10 to support The Tank

The Tank @ chashama (note location!)
217 East 42nd Street, btw 2nd & 3rd
www.thetanknyc.org

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